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Chocolate Soup

The act of pissing into a girls asshole and taking a nesquik chocolate straw and drinking it out of her asshole
Yo dude last night I chocolate souped this grandma while the grandpa watched. It was fuckin delicious.
by Cuntcatcher69 January 16, 2019
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Chocolate Gonzo

A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.
jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.

frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.

jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?

frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.
by papafrito November 16, 2010
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chocolate wedgie

when you give someone that just took a shit a massive wedgie and they get skid marks.
I gave such a bad chocolate wedgie to my friend Johnny he still has skid marks.
by JJRNDCaP October 27, 2011
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chocolate checkers

The round circle of poo left on your chin after eating out a chick with a dirty ass.
Is that a chocolate checker? Wipe that off before everyone knows you've been hooking up with Tina Antonio.
by -B April 5, 2005
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chocolate toothpaste

A by-product of ass to mouth.
"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"
by Dr Butt April 22, 2014
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Chocolate Bridge

When a black woman is suspended in air by two white males penises. One man has her arms wrapped around his waist while he is receiving oral sex. The other man has her legs wrapped around his waist while vaginal sex is performed. This can be done with the black female facing up or down, although the latter is more difficult.
The two men then proceed to double high five And interlock fingers (very similar to an “Eiffel tower”).
“Hey bro see that black girl at the bar?” - bro 1
Yeah bro...” - bro 2
“Think she’d be down for a Chocolate Bridge?” - bro 1
by TOM. L. March 2, 2020
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Chocolate Cramberries

A sex move in which a guy, while sticking his dick in a girls vagina proceeds to cram his balls into her asshole, thus resulting in the balls to be covered with shitty chocolate glaze.
"The best thing about Ashley having a loose asshole is that i can easily give her Chocolate Cramberries"
by KPizzleP January 5, 2010
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