check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

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Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.

Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”

by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022

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Glizzy Check

An examination of an associates hotdog.

John: Hey Dave, how about a glizzy check?

Dave: Anything for you, John!

by Ethan839 March 22, 2022

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scrotum check

intentionally striking your opponent in the nuts to gain an advantage

kathleen was losing badly to franklin in the high school bridge tournament until she gave him a brutal scrotum check under the table with her right foot

by BobbyVern March 18, 2008

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socksum-check

A verification performed upon taking clothes out of a washing machine to make sure that the total number of socks you have washed is even so no socks remain in the washer. Can also be carried out prior to washing to avoid splitting a pair into a washed one and an unwashed one.

Hey, the socksum-check failed. I'd better take a better look inside.

by AmbaL May 28, 2008

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