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Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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cotton jaw

A condition in which one suffers from extreme dry mouth
got anything to drink? I got the cotton jaw
by Weedteacher December 5, 2017
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Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .
Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.
by BrianJenny May 24, 2018
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Cotton Candy

The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.
I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.
by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018
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cottonheaded ninny-muggins

What Ninja called Dr. Lupo
Dr. Lupo is a cottonheaded ninny-muggins
by EmeraldRacer June 28, 2018
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cottonsmiles

I was so shook, when i discovered he's a cottonsmiles.
by evilfx June 28, 2018
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Catpony

That girl is like catpony
by Henri05 July 2, 2018
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