credit card debt

when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card

oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit

by litteralydead4553 February 19, 2023

Uno reverse card

A very rare card, able to get it either in a 1/999,999,999 chance or at your local Walmart.

I got 52 uno reverse cards at Walmart today because I can

by Dr. QWERTY February 10, 2022

Uno reverse card

this comeback is the direct rival to the famous No u and will throw anything you say right back at you

Me: Your dumb
You: Uno reverse card
Me: NOOOOOO

by AYO watchu looking at? September 23, 2021

Uno Cancel card

This the ONLY thing that can cancel out an uno reverse card.

12 year old: ya mum gay lol.
friend: uno reverse card.
12 year old: uno cancel card lollll.

by Meme-all-star 3000 December 1, 2020

Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.

Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!

by ChanclaLord December 13, 2020

gringo green card

Medical marijuana card. pot is green and gringos don't need green cards

I went to my doctor to be able to buy medical marijuana, and got a gringo green card.

by MetalRobb April 21, 2020

The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019