Chocolate Cumday

When you decide to ejaculate on a Chocolate Sunday and serve it to a naughty customer.

Dylan: That dude was sure an asshole, right?
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!

by Escandalo! April 7, 2011

Chocolate Concoction

A.K.A. Diabetes in a bowl
A delicious desert treat invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp. It's ingredient's include a base of chocolate ice cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, and doused in chocolate milk. It is then stirred into a paste, which is then eaten.

"Oh dear god! I ate this chocolate concoction, and now I need my insulin! Quick! Oh God, I'm fading.... Someone..... grab the needle...... before its too....."

by AvocadoBeanDip July 8, 2005

Chocolate Soup

The act of pissing into a girls asshole and taking a nesquik chocolate straw and drinking it out of her asshole

Yo dude last night I chocolate souped this grandma while the grandpa watched. It was fuckin delicious.

by Cuntcatcher69 January 16, 2019

Chocolate Gonzo

A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.

jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.

frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.

jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?

frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.

by papafrito November 16, 2010

chocolate wedgie

when you give someone that just took a shit a massive wedgie and they get skid marks.

I gave such a bad chocolate wedgie to my friend Johnny he still has skid marks.

by JJRNDCaP October 27, 2011

chocolate checkers

The round circle of poo left on your chin after eating out a chick with a dirty ass.

Is that a chocolate checker? Wipe that off before everyone knows you've been hooking up with Tina Antonio.

by -B April 5, 2005

Chocolate Persuasion

A thick girl of African descent who is short and whose body is very proportional. Usually very attractive and independent. Commands attention and always gets it.

Damn, she's that chocolate persuasion over there with all those guys hanging by her. She doesn't even care.

by BHourG February 25, 2014