Cancer

Something that is so terrible that its very existence is offensive.

Jake Paul is kinda cancer.

by ChadwickBrosman October 18, 2021

Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021

Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

Pamcreatic Cancer

When your friend Pam has pancreatic cancer

Person 1: Pam has pancreatic cancer!
Pam: lol pamcreatic cancer

by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021

Cancer

Chadwick Boseman's best friend

Yo, did you hear Chadwick Boseman died cause' of cancer?

by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021

Cancer

Cancer zodiac sign is a very sensitive sign. From June 21st to July 22nd. Cancers are sweet and sensitive, but you always want them on your side in a fight. When they are crying they will refuse to tell you what's wrong till the 4th or 5th ask, but they want you to keep asking. They are really good looking and amazing kissers. They can fight (trust me), but it wouldnt be expected because of how they are. They can go through many relationships before they find "The one", but they normally find they're soulmate young.

And example of a someone talking about a cancer would be:

Charlie: OMG, do you see her. The new girl. Shes pretty, and looks like she is a cancer.

Kiara: Man, let's go make friends with her. I heard cancers can fight girl.

Charlie: Yeah, and my cousin can get competitive, and they're talking now.

Kiara: Quick! Let's go make friends with her to not get beaten up!!!

by @Safari05 July 22, 2021

Cancer

Cancer is the fourth zodiac out of 12 total zodiac signs. The date range is June 21- July 22, The zodiac symbol is a crab and the element is water.

Bella: I was born July 20, what is my zodiac?
Jay: You are a cancer.

by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021