the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010
Get the Turkish can openermug. Questionable actions (specifically those of loose women or women lacking a strong moral fiber) that take place anywhere tin cans and/or various other debris are present.
<i>walking up Limestone with Mattbro1 after breakfast at Tolly Ho's after work</i> - "Wonder what kind of tin can sluttery goes on here after the bars close?"
by Nokmin of Adonai September 18, 2006
Get the tin can slutterymug. by paul carswell June 2, 2003
Get the sneaky can manmug. The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.
by E. Moran May 13, 2004
Get the x-can Limitmug. by vanessa February 15, 2004
Get the can of wormsmug. Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...
You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.
You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.
Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?
by MousePadKing May 20, 2022
Get the Can I Come?mug. by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019
Get the Canned Apple Juicemug.