Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.

Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.

by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010

tin can sluttery

Questionable actions (specifically those of loose women or women lacking a strong moral fiber) that take place anywhere tin cans and/or various other debris are present.

<i>walking up Limestone with Mattbro1 after breakfast at Tolly Ho's after work</i> - "Wonder what kind of tin can sluttery goes on here after the bars close?"

by Nokmin of Adonai September 18, 2006

sneaky can man

secretive and desperate alcoholic who over many years develops superb covert drinking techniques

by paul carswell June 2, 2003

x-can Limit

The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.

Orange soda has a 2-can limit. That's even worse than Mountain Dew's 4-can limit.

by E. Moran May 13, 2004

can of worms

raise hell

dont make me open this can of worms on your ass now, hear?

by vanessa February 15, 2004

Annoying trash can

Also defined as Sakura

Boy, you are an annoying trash can- said Sasuke

by Anime_Weeb2021 February 24, 2021

Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019