birth junkie

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)

In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.

by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010

Birthday Response

Giving the same response to multiple people, especially when its someones birthday and they don't have time to personally respond to birthday wished

Maria: Happy Birthday !!! (:
John: Thank You!

Dan: Happybirthdaybro
John: Thank You!

Milissa: Happy Born-Day. lol
John: Thank You!
Milissa: What a birthday response

by J|C June 7, 2011

Birthday Beatdown

The act of a group of people beating up a friend on his birthday.

"happy Birthday mark!" followed by his birthday beatdown

by RangaX1337 September 8, 2011

Birthday Friend Ratio

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.

I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.

by elseTM October 29, 2011

Birthday Card Status

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?

We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!

by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012

Birthday God

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.

Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.

by Aquamarineee September 8, 2012

birthday blast

When you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.

Ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.

by cccdav April 30, 2015