cabbage boob

A type of sweaty man tit that smells like hot garbage. Often thought of as the best player at the monoploy table and able to serve penis to most dudes. Unable to walk, but very capable of shitting on nuns. Should be avoided at all costs. These boobs started the Holocaust and are responsible for Reganomics.

Trickle down on these cabbage boobs, bitch!

by cabbagelou October 7, 2009

boobylicious

but boobylicious meaning has a nice rack/boobs/breasts/tits

Howard:"Brettany,you are so BOOBYLICIOUS."
Brettany:"Thank you,Howard.I have such a nice rack,that your brother and I are going out and we make out under your bed every night."
Howard:"So that's what those noises are that are keeping me up all night!"

by Yourmom Isfat February 21, 2008

Boob Dent

When a girl that wears a bra that is too tight, and her breast fat hangs over the edges. This creates small diagnal dents across her chest. Like a muffin top, but on your chest.

"Ohmygawd Karen, get a C cup so we dont have to see that lameass boob dent :P"

by Agentcoopersgurl January 3, 2009

useless boob

A girl who makes herself available to the men around her, allowing them to think she will perform certain sexual favours, whilst not in fact ever performing such favours. Hence useless boob. The boob is there, but useless as she will not allow anyone to make "use" of it.

God leala, you're such a useless boob. Let's make out....

by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003

Reversed Boob Graze

The active/aggressive equivalent of a normal boob graze.

The physical act where a female object uses her breasts to rub against any body part of a man. The purpose of this seemingly accidental act can be purely to obtain sexual gratification or to attract male attention. The "grazee", once realized what's going on, usually feels violated, but rarely receives sympathy.

Brian sobbed "I thought I went for an innocent massage by a sweet old Thai lady, I couldn't believe she gave me a serious reversed boob graze on my face. I feel sick......"

by Lulu Thompson October 18, 2008

uni boob

One boob that extends the same distance as if you had 2 boobs. its quite unfortunate and can often happen when so much fat has extended across the barrier from one breast to the other, forming a uni boob.

"yo dude! man your boobs arent individual any more"
"i know dude, coz i totally got uni boob. its the new fashion"
"i should get me one of those"

by lizzie millard December 2, 2007

Boobage

The size of a womans breast in which also includes perkines and bounce in reference to many women.

At the bikine contest the boobage of all the contestants was very good.

by Johnny Phoenix July 24, 2003