crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.

lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!

by leetard. July 30, 2009

bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.

by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012

Biscuit Head

Someone who has a massive round head, a bit like a digestive or rich tea.

biscuit head, he's got a biscuit head, biscuit head, a double decker biscuit head!

by D4n1 July 15, 2015

Biscuit nigga

A mother fucker who is flaky. They’re conversation is dry and they are phony as hell. They ain’t bout the life that they claim. When push come to shove you can’t depend on them for shit.

Example: He tried to get some ass but he made me pay for my own all star special when we went to Waffle House .He a biscuit nigga. Example: She called my phone claiming I fucked her baby daddy. Bitch I don’t want his broke ass. That nigga a biscuit and so is she.

by Nadianympho April 21, 2019

Sea Biscuit

sea biscuit was a fast horse and is a type of rythem of sex

oh man i rode your mom like sea biscuit

by jamsta June 7, 2005

Nugget in a biscuit

The Sexual Act Of Taking A Dump In Between A Womans Breast's And Rubbing It Together.

Awh, Susan Boyle wants me to give her a nugget in a biscuit!!

by Imran_Is_Fat August 3, 2012

Chocolate Biscuit

Like the game 'Soggy Biscuit' But with faeces instead of Semen.

Jimmy: Oh no pops, I pooped last

Jimmy's pops: Well, I hope you're hungry for a chocolate biscuit Jimmy!

by Efronfan August 1, 2009