Bacon High

That feeling you get after consuming racks of bacon.

"Last night I was so bacon high I could barely drive"

by xHardcorexKidx December 18, 2011

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012

Baconation

Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)

1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.

2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.

3. An act of celebration with bacon.

"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"

"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"

by pels July 2, 2012

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012

Bacondolence

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012

bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013

Bacon Sniffer

A radar detector.

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.

by Bambootrident August 26, 2013