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Muffin Buffin

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 15, 2009
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bag buffer

n. a goatee, soul-patch, or any form of chin hair, or Amish beard, that, when applied to a scrotum, produces a fine mirror-like finish.
"Sweet bag buffer John!" "Thanks, I just had it clipped."
by Wendellian October 13, 2005
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Country Kitchen Buffet

South Park's version of "Country Buffet," A buffet style chain restaurant in Colorado that attracts a large portion of elderly citizens.
I go to Country Kitchen Buffet when I have the munchies but there's always a bunch of old people there. :(
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Buffie "The body" Carruth

One of the sexiest video models in the Hip Hop Music world today with one of the best asses in the world. Recently seen in videos by Tony Yayo and 50 cent in "So Seductive" and Juelz Santana in "Oh Yes/Clockwork".
If you don't beleive me, then check out her (Buffie "The Body" Carruth) website at buffie the body.com
by Tshawn Biggs March 15, 2006
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penis buffer

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.
Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.
by bob lopez January 7, 2006
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fucked Buffy Summers

A colorful way of saying someone has sold out. Based on the character Angel on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who lost his soul after having sex with Buffy.
I liked Soderbergh's older movies, before he fucked Buffy Summers.
by Alex Stockwell October 3, 2007
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bitter buffalo

a buffalo that commits suicide by jumping off a cliff
my brain's the cliff, and my hearts the bitter buffalo
by jake56342 May 20, 2009
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