Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."
by Steve Hoflenson August 9, 2022
Get the Dark Brandonmug. One of the greatest baseball players to ever live. He plays short stop for the Cincinnati Reds. He could be/is the most under rated player to ever live and deserves alot more credit than he is given.
The only reason Brandon Phillips isn't known as the greatest player in baseball is because he's stuck on the Cincinnati Reds.
by lilz9090 April 13, 2009
Get the Brandon Phillipsmug. The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"
"That would be Dark Brandon."
"That would be Dark Brandon."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
Get the Dark Brandonmug. A bushy bunny.
One who does not shave his bush.
Such a big fuck, nobody will fuck him, so he fucks himself.
One who does not shave his bush.
Such a big fuck, nobody will fuck him, so he fucks himself.
by Jack-offer March 22, 2011
Get the Brandon Kohenskymug. by ashielynn June 23, 2016
Get the Pulling a Brandonmug. Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.
by jijimuu July 4, 2011
Get the Brandon Mayermug. Does not represent baywatch at all, hangs outs with everyone. Always with his friends and hangs out with the finest women tho will only take one at a time. His niggas luke nick justin gilltette and bastian are the realist boyz in town. Is honest and trustworthy, confident and definitely a boss!!
by bfun247 June 5, 2011
Get the Brandon Fontainemug.