Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025

housing advertisings

Unlike the advertisings for many other products, housing advertisings are infamous for a) announcing impending price increase the next Monday, b) mentioning distance by travelling time (not akcual distance)

Imagine when Adrian mentions distance by travelling time like housing advertisings like in the sentence, 'I don't move out yet because I live at a multigenerational house located only 10 minutes drive from college.'

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

postfix spoiler alert

An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.

By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.

"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?

by Subsequence May 5, 2011

Thicker than your average snicker

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger

Also defines you as a really thick guy

"I am thicker than the average snicker my man" "Thicker than your average snicker"

by HughMong October 12, 2016

Thicker than your average snicker

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger

Also defines you as a really thick guy

"I am thicker than the average snicker my man" "Thicker than your average snicker"

by HughMong October 12, 2016

Hot Dog Alert

adjective: any awkward situation
noun: any awkward person, a derogatory term for someone whoe deserves it

adjective: "When the chick you have been blowing off shows up to your date with your girlfriend, total Hot Dog Alert."
noun: "That idiot boy is a fucking hot dog alert with him being here uninvited"

by Hashica September 29, 2017

harassment by unwelcome advertisement

The legal name for the "moderate misdemeanor"-level crime of causing someone to be deluged with junk mail. Often performed by a disgruntled acquaintance of said individual as a way of getting even with the person for a perceived wrongdoing, and usually accomplished by "anonymously" contacting multitudes of businesses/organizations by phone/fax/email and/or responding to paper/internet junk-mail ads that you yourself receive by filling out the advertisers' response-forms in your victim's name, so that he will soon begin receiving tons of useless crap in his mailbox and/or e-mail account, receiving innumerable telemarketing/sales-calls, getting loads of junk-faxes (which of course will create the added headache/expense of his having to buy more paper and ink for his machine from its dutifully printing out all those useless ads!), having salespeople knocking at his door at all hours, etc.

Another sometimes-effective/successful use for harassment by unwelcome advertisement is to pressure the "targeted" person to do something you want (think, the hilariously-infamous "Taliban Hotline" animated cartoon); extra points if you also choose the types of advertisers --- and your method of sending the ad-responses --- strategically, so as to inflict maximum discomfort/humiliation on your victim, such as requesting info/offers from controversial and/or "spicy" organizations like the KKK or "adult" product/literature producers, and sending some of the requests via post card instead of discretely-concealing envelopes, so that every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the postal system is made shockingly aware that this person is apparently interested in these questionable/controversial services.

by QuacksO August 19, 2018