A man with a humerus outside but will get to your inside. He usually has a humongous dick worthy of making you moan and groan to infinity. If you make the first move and accept him he will please you in one way or another either with his enormous dick, his willing to do anything and his naturally huge dick to please any woman
by LittleLizzy December 20, 2019
Get the Austinmug. A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.
We should buy an austin.
You have an austin?
Mom, can we please please please get an austin??
Look! A wild austin!
You have an austin?
Mom, can we please please please get an austin??
Look! A wild austin!
by TheCodfishMaster March 18, 2025
Get the Austinmug. by DEEZNUTS69 October 12, 2017
Get the austin and zoemug. A cool guy who is probably going to smash your thot and not tell you about it. He is simply a player.
by im not good at math February 24, 2019
Get the Austin Fryermug. Austin's usually are country boys. With a charming smile and a big heart. They will tell you all the right things to get you to do what they want. Austin will make promises to make you feel safe just to never fulfill them. Austin will usually break your heart if your to nice. Austin's go after bitchy girls and if your a nice caring woman will use you till he is over you and has used you dry. Watch out for country boys named austin.
Person 1: Hey look at that country boy, he seems sweet.
Person 2: But be careful girl his name is austin.
Person 2: But be careful girl his name is austin.
by Cat_lover1345 August 11, 2019
Get the Austinmug. He is a cheerful, emotional guy. He may not be the most popular, but he's the best, he expresses his emotions when he has them, and teases the girls he likes, but once he figures out that she likes him back, he goes nice. He is not a ladies man, he chooses one girl for a while, but if she doesn't like him back, it's hard for him to move on. He's the one that you'll want as your guy.
Girl 1: "Is she with- him? Hahahahaha!"
Girl 2: "dude, she's with Austin, and you see how he treats her, I'd want him as my man!"
Girl 2: "dude, she's with Austin, and you see how he treats her, I'd want him as my man!"
by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020
Get the Austinmug. by Poppypopo October 13, 2022
Get the Austinmug.