August 25

A day where you have to go give head to the last person you texted.

8/25/00 (August 25th)
Guy 1 : Bro you were the last person i texted...
Guy 2 : You know what that means... *lipbite*

by usedmaxipad August 24, 2021

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August 29th National Sex Day

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Let’s have sex on August 29th National Sex day

by BoogaWoogaDoogo August 29, 2021

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August 31st

The last day of summer.

“August 31st is the last day of summer.”

by I.M. Abdullah August 31, 2021

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The moment when a reformed vegetarian, when enjoying a meal, preferably in a 4 or 5 star restaurant, stares at the ostrich steak with garlic mashed potatoes he ordered and feels a sudden pang of horror at his relaxing ethical standards on the prevention of cruelty to animals. Often involves vomiting, and fleeing both the restaurant, and his date in shame.

A: "Yo, dawg, why did Julian do a loop during the main course?"
B. "Dude, he's suffering from some mid-dinner angst, have some understanding, man."

by Ardella Safron November 6, 2008

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