<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

by m.slaty December 2, 2021

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

Minutes

Time of luxury. Should be free and includes nips, tips, and buns. Minutes are dreamy and free.don’t listen to someone that calls them currency

Oh boy those minutes mr Alexander have to Lukeypoo and jaggypoo were incredible

by Pepino Limon Bandit October 11, 2022

The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Mucus Artistry Starts In 7.29 seconds And ENds In 2 Minutes, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise ANd Time Lapses. Start Mucusing<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mucus Artistry Starts In 7.29 seconds And ENds In 2 Minutes, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise ANd Time Lapses. Start Mucusing<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mucus Artistry Starts In 7.29 seconds And ENds In 2 Minutes, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise ANd Time Lapses. Start Mucusing<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Minute

A way of saying a long time has passed, especially when you feel a bit embarrassed it’s been so long, because deep down you know you should have done it sooner.

“When’s the last time you worked out?”

“It’s been a minute.”

by CatNipDealer December 26, 2018