Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

Tool

an assault rifle

- looking like bobby builder bitch with a big tool

by bootyeatah May 21, 2018

Tool

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)

sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"

by fjjt August 11, 2025

Tool

Tamlin from ACOTAR/ACOMAF/ACOWAR

"Ugh Tamlin locked her up he's such a tool"

by thesapphicmonarch May 8, 2020

Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.

Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic

by JBrò November 17, 2020

Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools

james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday

by chennychen June 4, 2013

tool

A boy or girl, usually a boy who seeks out to be cool and 'hip with it,' so they will do anything that a popular person asks them to do!

Hey look at Brendan Cronin giving all the cool kids gum, what a tool!

by CoolKidPeanut March 8, 2009