by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"
by psychogem April 21, 2017

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.
(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.
(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.
(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
by crillis88 July 15, 2018

by Squirrel Master 28 August 5, 2017
