monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

kube monster

To pork a girl when she is on her period.

She was really horny, but also on her period, so I did what any man would do. I gave her the Kube Monster.

by Kalabastard July 27, 2008

Poopy Monster

Also known as the logo for Raisin Bran©, the Poopy Monster eats anything and all things good. He has an appetite for small children's souls and a thing for sprinkle monster.

Corrine: "Oh shit, Poopy Monster just ate Sprinkle Monster."
Poopy Monster: "WTF is this shit, I'm trippin' off acid."

by she made me do it May 20, 2011

meth-monster

Similar to a wordmeth fiend/word - although more angry, violent and dangerous.

Twacked on meth.

"Arghh, meth monster!"
"Fuck, I only gave her a coupla points and she went all meth monster on me"

by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003

rock monster

An ugly fat girl...often one who thinks they are stunning and is plastered in make up. Which is so thick it is hard...hence the "rock".

"look at her, she's a rock monster"

by ants June 17, 2005

box monster

woman's camel toe is soooo outrageously huge, she could get a camel toe with a skirt...

Did roast beef curtains fall down, or is that a box monster?

by vegas May 25, 2003

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017