corn monster

A man who wishes to force anal sex upon another; an ass bandit or a butt pirate.

I heard that dude is a major corn monster.

by switz August 26, 2003

giggle monster

Someone who giggles a lot and turns into a laughing-cookie-eating monster.

Manuel was being such a giggle monster after I told him the joke.

by Yo_noods April 20, 2009

kube monster

To pork a girl when she is on her period.

She was really horny, but also on her period, so I did what any man would do. I gave her the Kube Monster.

by Kalabastard April 29, 2008

meth-monster

Similar to a wordmeth fiend/word - although more angry, violent and dangerous.

Twacked on meth.

"Arghh, meth monster!"
"Fuck, I only gave her a coupla points and she went all meth monster on me"

by voiceinsideyou June 06, 2003

box monster

woman's camel toe is soooo outrageously huge, she could get a camel toe with a skirt...

Did roast beef curtains fall down, or is that a box monster?

by vegas May 26, 2003

rock monster

An ugly fat girl...often one who thinks they are stunning and is plastered in make up. Which is so thick it is hard...hence the "rock".

"look at her, she's a rock monster"

by ants February 15, 2005

Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

by JPKGargle October 20, 2018