by Rockersock September 1, 2022
Get the chit goblin mug.A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.
In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 4, 2022
Get the Banana Goblin mug.A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.
by Tillmeister September 11, 2022
Get the buttfuck goblin mug.A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.
Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.
by Good-day166 September 12, 2022
Get the Vape Goblin mug.a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022
Get the Coochie Goblin mug.Often thought of as the most fun creature, more goblins, more fun is thought to describe the amount of fun a large quantity of goblins are.
by trollking63 November 28, 2022
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