A computer sci teacher at radford, who is a complete tard when it comes to computers. Which is very strange how this person got the job of teaching computers, when a can of tuna is to much for them to handle.
Also see (mistress america)
Also see (mistress america)
by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005
Get the itech tardmug. by lindsyapaix August 10, 2006
Get the monster tardmug. Someone who trolls the internet nerd gathering of 4chan.org. Basiacally it's where they all go to be n00bs and tell people off for how n00bish they are.
They get hihgly offended when you dis their random board.
They get hihgly offended when you dis their random board.
by CASH SMASH RASH. October 1, 2007
Get the /b/tardmug. The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)
My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!
by Ryan BasTARD December 27, 2007
Get the yard tardmug. The teeny, tiny fart at the end of a long string of ass numbing explosions sounding much like a mentally handicap child.
Dude, I swear, that was the sickest fart tard I've ever heard. It reminded me of your retarded sis, brudda!
by Dan Ballz May 23, 2006
Get the Fart Tardmug. a retard and a half, ie. someone who is incompetent to the extent that you find it hard to know what they are thinking.
by 25toLife August 3, 2006
Get the a tard and a halfmug. A Wii-tard is someone who is so incredibly stupid, insignificant, and idiotic, that they either like, own, or have ever played, touched, looked at, thought about, or conceived of that little white paperweight of a Japanese calculator they call a Nintendo Wii. Wii-tards are the kind of people who have malformed motor and cognitive reasoning centers in their brains, which is neither unfortunate nor an excuse for hurling their cute little Wii-motes and Wii-chucks through their TVs because they are too dumb to hold onto them, or their inherent stupidity in buying two Gamecubes duct-taped together in the first place. Wii-tards are against art, creativity, and any progressive thought because they continue to be mesmerized by the entire lack of third party creativity that the Wii is rife with, such as Nintendo’s inability to make a game that starts without “Mario” or “Samus” in the title, or whatever other stupid crap that has been repeated over and over again, even after getting old with the N64. Wii-tards enjoy quick, brainless, shallow, and poorly built activities like Wii games playable for 5 minutes or less if and only if they are at someone's house, and want to try out how "cute" and adorably stupid it is to sling their arms around a room while staring at a TV screen. The Wii-tards think they are cool, but the simple fact that they actually have the ability to believe that Wiis are cool is a “sign” that they should be exterminated immediately, as they are a threat to all of humanity.
by sparkles mcgee November 27, 2007
Get the Wii-tardmug.