tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!
"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"
by Krkič December 11, 2019
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Worst joke ever

Simply ,any joke that joseph merheb once said
Can't count them, all merheb's jokes are the worst joke ever
by Feyiz September 18, 2019
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Yo Popa jokes

Pretty much the opposite of Yo Momma jokes.

No one uses these jokes because they would suck. They can't even be called to be honest.
Guy 1: Yo popa's so smart he made Bill Gates cry!

Guy 2: Come on man, no one uses yo popa jokes...
by Shenaniganguy September 08, 2016
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Weet-Bix Joke

Joke1: What did the Aussie kid who always says 'Never eat soggy Weet-bix' say when his Weet-bix got soggy bc he had it with milk like every other normal person?

Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?

Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?

Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?
Weet-bix joke answers:

Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.

Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.

Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.

Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.
by [Insert swear word] March 22, 2023
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wayne miller joke

An antijoke with no clear punchline that employs the use of alliteration to garner some semblance of humour, it still fails.
'I was taking a dump, for those of you who don't know what a dump is, it's when percival is pointing to the porcelain while Barry bum backs out some wayne miller joke...'
by AtlanticSeaSalt February 09, 2019
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