ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Daai Ding

Daai Ding is the Afrikaans meaning of that thing.

And I just started realising, ukuthi lana e-lif-ini kunzima, phela injalo Daai Ding.

by Snapper2001 September 29, 2021

Wingaling a ding ding

A person being extraordinarily racist towards black people. Like really racist. Like sometimes sub-conscientiously racist. Just like wayy too racist.

Damn vitto is a Wingaling a ding ding

by Jack son seventy seven September 24, 2022

Ding

A Western Australia term for Italian

So then me and my ding mate frankie told this other bloke to go fuck himself , then there was a huge smash up.

by Eurephia June 9, 2017

Ding-ah-Ring

"Ding ah ring" is a term of endearment ( most of the time) or can be used when you clumsily fuck something up. Usually used to describe a girl who's cute, a bit clumsy, and ditzy. She's endearing and rare, making her stand out with her adorable nature.

* drops ice-cream* " I'M SUCH A DING-AH-RING"

" Aw ding-ah-ring"

by arylovesroses November 12, 2023