Post-Con Blues

The feeling of sadness that comes from leaving an anime convention and returning home to your original, normal life.

Ever since I got home from Otakon, I caught Post-Con Blues, and I haven't been able to get anything done.

by Ixra October 8, 2008

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

Mile Post Club

Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).

1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.

by Lumberjack93 May 26, 2011

post load depression

After you have Intercourse when an unfamiliar stranger and blow your load. Immediately after blowing that load depression kicks in and you begin to re-evaluate your life

I finally got with that tinder chick, the post load depression was unreal

by Shaffdaddy April 19, 2018

Post-Punk Revival

Post-Punk Revivalism is a type of indie rock that emulates the sound of Post Punk bands of the late 70s and New Wave bands of the early 80s. They feature a more artsy, complex sound than other branches of indie rock, and often add synthesizer or other electronic sounds to the traditional guitar, bass, and drums. Post-Punk revivalism started in England in the early 00s and, while it is still strongest there today, it has grown in popularity in the US, Australia, and Canada.

Jack: Man, Franz Ferdinand is the shit. I love the Post-Punk Revival!

Niccolo: Booo ripoffs of Gang Of Four's bloody diarrhea

by Millertime!! March 22, 2010

post basic bitch

Acronym is pbb, (also known as privileged basic bitch). The basic bitch has evolved to a level where she thinks she can escape stereotyping. She's wrong. The post basic bitch may:
buy room decor from urban outfitters
listen to kygo
be upper middle class white
like weed but not hard drugs (might try molly once at ezoo)
have tumblr
wear brandy mellvile
use afterlight for editing
workout in nike frees
own a canada goose
have had ombre hair summer 2012
have a cartilage piercing
like astrology
aspire to have one tattoo on wrist or ribs
want to study abroad in Europe
have “good vibes” anything
lovee juice bars
instagram their brunch
<3 avocado toast
go to soul cycle
“love food”
be a vegetarian for 3 months
ask for a polaroid for christmas
use disposable cameras
have string lights in room
wear free people
have gone to/ is going to ultra/ezoo/edc
have a triangl bikini
own mirrored sunglasses
frequent uber user
recently set up soundcloud
have a “chill vibes” playlist on Spotify
say “baii”
drink fiji/smart/boxed water
drink vita coco coconut water
"lovee winnnne"

Rebecca: "Mena is such a post basic bitch- she's wearing a Canada goose and drinking coconut water"
Saria: "Yeah, did you see her new mirrored sunglasses?"

by xoxoxoxoxoxx March 16, 2015

post mature ejaculation

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

by brazzee September 5, 2010