Northport High School

You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA

Northport High School is a bitch ass school

by Invincidih March 19, 2025

High School

High School. High School is where you wast 4 years of your life learning something that you might not even need in life

Person 1: Hey did you go to High School?
Person 2: yeah, it fucking sucked ass

by dis fuckhead November 3, 2019

renfrew high

An absolute shit show, a prison and full of freaks

you: what school u from
me: renfrew high
you: fuck that ur a freak

by 22 rice purity September 29, 2022

E-town High School

A high school full of a bunch of fake hoes. There’s a bunch of upperclassmen that hit on freshman and it’s weird as hell (freshman watch out). There’s a ton of pretty girls but most are hoes tho there are some good ones. All the guys r fake and ugly so rip the girls. Ur either popular , a goth , or a weird ass kid, there’s no inbetweeen. Be careful bc the popular girls/guys are super secluded so good luck if u wanna be friends w them. And every relationship you see is cringe as fuck and ends within 2 days, and they post the break up all over the internet even tho nobody gives a shit**cough cough freshman cough cough**

E-town high school : A school full of thots, fuckboys, and pervs

Person from another school: why r u always around those ugly guys? You’re so gorgeous.

Person from E-town: lmao these r the hot ones

by Ooga booga squigga squigga September 25, 2018

zombie high

When you're high on a depressant drug and you start to appear as if you're a zombie while trying to stay awake.

When I tried to fight my insomnia medication I got a zombie high off of them.

by JulzzMarie19 June 7, 2016

Jersey Village High School

School located in Jersey Village, Texas
It's okay but theres a lot of fighting

Matthew: I'm going to a WWE game tonight
Emma: Why? We go to Jersey Village High School

by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021

Fort Zumwalt Hope High

without a doubt the best school anyone could ever go to. the teachers, staff, and students are amazing. everyone is there for each other no matter what. it is one big family. no other school can compare to this one. all the teachers actually care about you and how you’re feeling. they’ll sit down and help you one on one when you’re struggling. classes are small and there’s not a lot of students so it makes it easier for teachers get to know each and every student in a way that teachers at other schools cant. Hope High is like a second home.

Fort Zumwalt Hope High is an alternative school for struggling students.

by BeepBeepLettuce3590 March 12, 2021