Man & Woman
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.
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Ricky: Lucy, what’d you do, making out with Ethel?
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!
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(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)
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