Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"

Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"

by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020

Don't Shit December

When you don't shit for the entire month of december. It can be very dangerous, but it's a fun activity.

Good luck!

-Hey, have you heard of Don't Shit December?
-No, is that a shit version of No Nut november?

by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG November 5, 2018

Alaskan Shit Knocker

A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.

"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."

by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021

Shit Mountain Sundae

Go to a persons house when they are gone. Turn off the water to the toilet and flush until it's empty. Create a large pile of dung in the toilet, with your friends, leaving it unflushed as a huge dry surprise for that special somebody. Dispose of wipings in a bag and throw away to make it look like one giant unwiped yeti shit!!!

My brother, cousin, and I, took a post buffet shit in our buddy's toilet when he was out for his honeymoon and didn't flush. He'll get home and find a mountain of dried out shit in the throne so big it'll have to be removed manually!

The epic Shit Mountain Sundae!

by supershitmaster December 9, 2012

oh shit pause

the moment immediately after you realize you completely forgot something very urgent and important. You then freeze in your tracks think for a second then mutter OH shit and run off.

joe- "hey sally i want to ask you something important"
sally- "okay sure wh.... oh shit!! *runs off*"
joe-"where are you going?"
sally- {no response because she it already to far away}

later that day

Will-" hey joe you ask out sally yet?"
Joe- "i almost did then she had a oh shit pause and ran off"
will- "that sucks"

by DW3120 February 1, 2009

first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017

Alien shit fetus

a half sucked on peice of a giant sugar daddy thats been droppend on the rug dropped in an ash trey and eventually burned

Gee Matt thats just an alien shit fetus

by bananakisses June 16, 2010