Shit me in the ass

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.

1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!

by Kelodur February 12, 2020

Me hoy minoy

The Doodle Bob language. occasionally spoken by mod Adri, no one knows what it means

"Me hoy minoy!"

"Wtf did she just say?"

by Adri is abusive September 23, 2025

Smeagol(she-me-gal)

The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.

In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.

As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.

by Bunkybastard September 25, 2018

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

stop hassling me

Stop hassling me or To fuck someone in the ass

Stop hassling me or To rape someone

by 9293747383920010001929 October 10, 2017

lock me in your basement

usally said to an attractive female or male like some weirdo, so prob you because your reading this.

woman on c.ai: omg gojo please lock me in your basement!
woman on ig: omg sukuna please lock me in your basement!

by i like pussay July 30, 2024

Against Me!

the bane of ones existince. the mere name, or sound of their music will drive you to kill a Nun.

OMG. I just listened to Against Me! please.. kill me before I remember the whole thing.

by Cuddizle June 10, 2011