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whore's way

An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.
man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"

man 2: "That's a whore's way."

man 1: "It is!"

man 2: Can I have it?"

or alternately...

man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."

man 2: "Wow."

man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"

man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."
by offensivename August 30, 2010
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validation whore

A friend or (usually) co-worker who has an insatiable need for attention and kudos from others. Using tactics like martyrdom to get attention.
Lenard: o m g I spent my entire weekend mocking up this layout. It totally took forever, my partner hates me, and I have no life but I just HAD to do it

Neil: Lenard, you are a rock star! I can't believe how dedicated you are and how talented. WOW

rest of meeting participants: <roll eyes> Lenard is such a validation whore!
by xxtian April 18, 2009
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classy whore

someone who is capable of pursuing sexual relationships with a plethora of people in life, without ever getting STDs or pregnant. Classy comes from the skill of cleanliness and the art of the one night stand. whore is only tagged on so that we may recognize that you may not be her only lover.
Melissa is a classy whore; she has a boy to buy her nice things, a boy to entertain her, and a boy who proves she has taste.
by missa11003 March 15, 2011
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Myspace Whore

not what most people have said.
A person who spends a lot of time on myspace, but while on there, posts bulletins and sends messages to other people telling them to add so and so, and the person they're 'whoring' does the same for them.
Person 1: Whore me? I have 5k friends!
Person 2: Ok, just click my button and whore me too!

Whoring Bulletin:
Add Sam! She's super hot!
She comments!
(Persons Pic Here)

Thats what a myspace whore does.
by Tyffany December 22, 2005
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Stat whore

In terms of online gaming, some one that cares to much about there stats as to try to "pwn" all the "n00bs"
"THat JimJim09 guy keeps slaughtering me..."
"Yea, he keeps bragging about his scores. He is such a stat whore"
by KnightmrInArmr November 3, 2004
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net whore

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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Emoji Whore

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with emojis. They have emoji plushies, emoji wallpaper, emoji stickers, etc. Emoji Whores also have iphones cluttered with emoji keyboards and use around 10 emojis in 1 paragraph.
Hey, did Sarah text you?

Yeah, theres about 50 emojis on here.

I know, shes an emoji whore.
mugGet the Emoji Whoremug.

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