Will is the latin term for never ending sexiness. This particular man, altough he was passed up for the god of hair products twice, has been voted People Weekly's Sexiest man alive 39 times, tying with Brad Pitt. Although usually nomadic, he is currently setteled in Newport Beach, due to his preference to warm climate. He joined a nudist colony in April, because he felt tan lines were unflattering. Will does not attend school or have any hobbies;
he devotes his time to his looks, trying to become as sexy as humanly possible. His followers have devoted many petitions to him, and he even has gotten nominated for pope but unfortunatly the cardinals found out about the....indescretions..... So in the name of the almost pope, completely gorgeous almost god, lets all get naked.
he devotes his time to his looks, trying to become as sexy as humanly possible. His followers have devoted many petitions to him, and he even has gotten nominated for pope but unfortunatly the cardinals found out about the....indescretions..... So in the name of the almost pope, completely gorgeous almost god, lets all get naked.
by Just a follower October 27, 2008
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"Hey AJ, you can't drive with out any lug nuts on your truck, the wheel will fall off."-Joe
"No it will'nt." -AJ
"No it will'nt." -AJ
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a musical based on the songs by the legendary rock band Queen. often shortened to WWRY.
The time is the future, in a place that was once called Earth. Globalisation is complete!
Everywhere, the kids watch the same movies, wear the same fashions and think the same thoughts.
It's a safe, happy, Ga Ga world. Unless you're a rebel. Unless you want to Rock. On Planet Mall all musical instruments are banned. The Company Computers generate the tunes and everybody downloads them. It is an age of Boy Bands and of Girl Bands. Of Boy and Girl Bands. Of Girl Bands with a couple of boys in them that look like girls anyway. Nothing is left to chance, hits are scheduled years in advance.
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
But Resistance is growing. Underneath the gleaming cities, down in the lower depths live the Bohemians. Rebels who believe that there was once a Golden Age when the kids formed their own bands and wrote their own songs. They call that time, The Rhapsody.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Legend persists that somewhere on Planet Mall instruments still exist. Somewhere, the mighty axe of a great and hairy guitar god lies buried deep in rock. The Bohemians need a hero to find this axe and draw it from stone.
Is the one who calls himself Galileo that man?
He’s just a poor boy. From a poor family
But the Ga Ga Cops are also looking for Galileo and if they get him first they will surely drag him before the Killer Queen and consign him to oblivion across the Seven Seas of Rye.
Who is Galileo? Where is the Hairy One's lost axe?
Where is the place of living rock?
Anywhere the wind blows
The time is the future, in a place that was once called Earth. Globalisation is complete!
Everywhere, the kids watch the same movies, wear the same fashions and think the same thoughts.
It's a safe, happy, Ga Ga world. Unless you're a rebel. Unless you want to Rock. On Planet Mall all musical instruments are banned. The Company Computers generate the tunes and everybody downloads them. It is an age of Boy Bands and of Girl Bands. Of Boy and Girl Bands. Of Girl Bands with a couple of boys in them that look like girls anyway. Nothing is left to chance, hits are scheduled years in advance.
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
But Resistance is growing. Underneath the gleaming cities, down in the lower depths live the Bohemians. Rebels who believe that there was once a Golden Age when the kids formed their own bands and wrote their own songs. They call that time, The Rhapsody.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Legend persists that somewhere on Planet Mall instruments still exist. Somewhere, the mighty axe of a great and hairy guitar god lies buried deep in rock. The Bohemians need a hero to find this axe and draw it from stone.
Is the one who calls himself Galileo that man?
He’s just a poor boy. From a poor family
But the Ga Ga Cops are also looking for Galileo and if they get him first they will surely drag him before the Killer Queen and consign him to oblivion across the Seven Seas of Rye.
Who is Galileo? Where is the Hairy One's lost axe?
Where is the place of living rock?
Anywhere the wind blows
by twinkle-twinkle-little-STAR November 9, 2006
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Get the Wilford Brimley mug.Recent studies showed that LOL is not the universal standard for "Laugh Out Loud", rather there are many variances across the globe, namely the most popular German phrase: "I WILL DO LOL".
Girl: "I am looking for a makeout partner. Must brush teeth. Change pants frequently. Kill spiders for me. Must be willing to play horsie and be my cuddlepuppet."
Strange man in dark shadow : "I WILL DO LOL"
Strange man in dark shadow : "I WILL DO LOL"
by Agentlover September 30, 2006
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1. To fail to find a man who can amuse you as much as your Gay Best Friend, therefore obliterating all hope of a totally fulfilling relationship and reducing you to a lifetime of one-night stands and eating ice-cream.
2. To be surrounded by phenomenally irritating, badly-written, one-dimensional characters who are occasionally very, very funny.
3. To do a bad impersonation of Jennifer Aniston in Friends every day of your life.
1. To fail to find a man who can amuse you as much as your Gay Best Friend, therefore obliterating all hope of a totally fulfilling relationship and reducing you to a lifetime of one-night stands and eating ice-cream.
2. To be surrounded by phenomenally irritating, badly-written, one-dimensional characters who are occasionally very, very funny.
3. To do a bad impersonation of Jennifer Aniston in Friends every day of your life.
"Every time I've been out with a man in the last month it's been with my Gay Best Friend. And they were ALL to see The Devil Wears Prada. I think I've got Will & Grace syndrome"
by The Incredibly Orginal Martin December 9, 2008
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Facts (or not) about Steve Wilkos:
He has a low sperm count and hairy back
Likes to gargle peanut butter for recreational activities
drives a Prius
Has a relationship with Jerry comparable to that of Bird Man and Lil Wayne
He hopes to one day get the viewer ratings of his dad
Really enjoys throwing chairs
Has a tattoo of Jerry on his ass
Facts (or not) about Steve Wilkos:
He has a low sperm count and hairy back
Likes to gargle peanut butter for recreational activities
drives a Prius
Has a relationship with Jerry comparable to that of Bird Man and Lil Wayne
He hopes to one day get the viewer ratings of his dad
Really enjoys throwing chairs
Has a tattoo of Jerry on his ass
Friend:I need help doing a report at school about bald bitches, can u point me in the right direction?
You: No problem. Professor Xaviar, rnb singer Cassie, and Steve Wilkos
You: No problem. Professor Xaviar, rnb singer Cassie, and Steve Wilkos
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