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Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!
My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back
by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021
mugGet the Slime wifemug.

Wife-leecher

Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.

When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.

This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
"How much for a commission?"

"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."

"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."

"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
by TheLingeringSaint February 4, 2022
mugGet the Wife-leechermug.

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.
Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.
by chickenboy June 7, 2021
mugGet the Wife’s Gambitmug.

asylum wife

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.
by asylumhusband May 31, 2024
mugGet the asylum wifemug.

fasc-wife

A fasc-wife is a combination of the words 'fascist' and 'wife' and quite literally means a fascist wife. It is most often used by male fascists to describe female fascist love interests.
Person 1: I want a fasc-wife.
Person 2: You'll find a good fascist girl eventually.
by advancedlove March 27, 2024
mugGet the fasc-wifemug.

Trophy wife

Refers to the boyfriend of NFL Quarterback Josh Allen
WAG 1: Damn, the Trophy Wife is back in buffalo
WAG 2: Who Hailee?
WAG 1: Yes of course, who else is a trophy wife?
WAG 2: Hailee never left buffalo, she's been her for 12 months.

WAG 1 & 2 Rejoice Together: She's one of, one of us! ooooh JINX!
by xanik January 16, 2024
mugGet the Trophy wifemug.

jennies_.wife

such an underrated fanpage.

an amazing person, 100/10 should stan.

part of the definition is in the username.
xe is such a legend!

jennies_.wife deserves more recognition.
by returnofthebigtiddiegang January 2, 2021
mugGet the jennies_.wifemug.

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