Super-Virgin

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.

Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)

by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018

Visual Virgin

Someone who has never seen or watched porn.

He thinks he knows everything about porn.
I am only one that knows really he is a visual virgin.

by iknowthegoodstuffML August 16, 2011

virgin snatcher

a slut commonly called ashley, that likes to steal young boys virginity....there harsh whores.

dude my sister is such a virgin snatcher
i know she took my 15 year old brothers :)s

by jd333hgfhjng June 30, 2011

necro-virginity

having sex with a corpse for the first time in your life.
like loosing your virginity to a human but to a corpse.

last night we grave robbed for the pleasure of loosing our necro-virginity

by RobinGraves197666 March 8, 2010

Virgin Mason

The virgin mason is mason handels name for being a massive gay virgin. Imagine saying this ironically but ending up saying it unironically that masons ham baguette is as flappy as his minge even though he’s a virgin?

The virgin mason makes me not want to have sex.

by MasonHandel March 2, 2019

christian virginity

When a girl wants to retain her virginity (vaginal), yet still wants to engage in a sex act similar to vaginal sex (anal). Therefore losing her anal virginity, but not vaginal virginity in the process.

Yeah, my girlfriend Ashley had her Christian virginity for two years because she believed in a Christian myth about pregnancy. When she went to college she gave the real thing up to this loser who told her he was a fellow believer.

by Good boy April 27, 2006

Angry Virgin

A person who calls another person a simp because they don’t get as much pussy as the other

“Oh what a simp!!” said Mark
“Sucks to be you, ya angry virgin” says Joe

by El_Gerardo_44 June 12, 2020