siren vagina

A girl who literally can fuck anyone she wants because her vagina has melodic powers like a mermaid

She walked into the room and everyone was doomed, nobody can resist the siren vagina.

by Lordsandwolves May 9, 2017

Woffing Vagina

When a girl opens her legs and the smell from her vagina saturates the room.

she had a woffing vagina when she spread open her legs.

by Hotdog Xansabar September 24, 2016

Vagina Flakes

1. To scratch ones vagina, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair.

2. When a woman scratches her (dry) vagina and leaves flaky specs behind. As well as pubic hair. This happens mainly on toilet seats.

1. Please go clean you vagina flakes off of the toilet before I use it.

2. I hate using the toilet after people. I always have to wipe their vagina flakes away. Gross.

by Adorkablekia November 21, 2015

Vagina week

When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.

You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers

Hey Al, how's it going?

Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.

Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.

by Lifeeggs February 4, 2020

Diet vagina

(N) A vagina with little to no scent or taste

"She keeps herself so clean, it's like a diet vagina down there."

by JackJames52 September 18, 2016

Sleeve vagina

A sleeve vagina is a sleeve filled with vaginal fluid or lube overflowing at the parts of the palm and wrist. Giving a sleeve vagina is similar to a handjob with the risk of ruining your clothes.

Guy 1: So what happen after we left last night?
Guy 2: After you left we've decided to have sex, after a few rounds she decided to give me a sleeve vagina.
McDonald's employee: Are you ready to order sirs?

by Whythefucc69 March 24, 2020

vagina vaccuum

Using a vaccuum cleaner as a last ditch effort to not pay child support when your girl doesn't take plan b and you don't have any coat hangers around.

We broke as fuck. I can't pay for child support, so I used the vagina vaccuum.

by DiddleMeDave October 12, 2017