discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?
normal person: the fuck?
by .muka April 15, 2023
Get the twittermug. The area between the Twat and the Shitter.
Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"
Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"
Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"
by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019
Get the Twittermug. Very weird people on Twitter who just spend their whole day talking shit about memes and celebrities. No one outside their community can really understand what they're saying. They also are very intolerant and don't give any attention to people who don't have the same interests or opinions as them. Even though their main topics are American and English celebrities and American rap, they come from many different countries like Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Barbados, South America, Europe, etc., not just the USA. They also all talk in English only. Typically comprised of teens and young people, mainly Gen Z, this is why Gen Z is so weird.
Today Stan Twitter was talking about McDonalds. They were saying stuff like, "Welcome to McDonalds, would you like to order a ____ (celebrity) meal?" Literally BS, made no sense. Like wtf?
by John532 August 15, 2021
Get the stan twittermug. The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019
Get the Twitter syndromemug. When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.
Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024
Get the Twitter Funnel Effectmug. 1: Needless information shared via twitter. Usually disgusting
2: One's twitter followers. Like a litter of cats
2: One's twitter followers. Like a litter of cats
1: Urb@dict: tweeting form my toilet. Mexican food is killer
2: She's following 100 people, but her twitter litter's as empty as the movie theatre when Nine came out
2: She's following 100 people, but her twitter litter's as empty as the movie theatre when Nine came out
by Ellagetsa5again March 7, 2010
Get the twitter littermug. by pterodactylfeet May 8, 2021
Get the twittermug.