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Trump touch

Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.
I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.
by moshi_moshi June 5, 2018
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Trump Fuck

When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!
Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!
by Sambiase December 13, 2016
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Taking a Trump

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
by frishy January 27, 2019
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trump jr

Someone who looks like Trump and acts like Trump
by Shlabadoo June 16, 2017
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Trump

A racist person who noone likes except other Trumps. They usually are popular and run for Important office jobs
Sean , Jack , and Donald are a bunch of trumps
by ZankMemeLover November 27, 2016
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trump checked

When you come up with some idiotic rule that you are too much of a punk to enforce just like Trump and his travel ban. Trump checking usually ends up with the individual looking like a weak idiot in public and becoming the butt of endless jokes.
Dude I tried to get my girlfriend to wax my car last night and she trump checked me in front of the whole trailer park. Now everyone thinks I'm a bitch.
by realrepublican1 February 5, 2017
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Taking a Trump

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!
Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"
by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016
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