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troll alliance

people who lack of gaming skills makes them turn to game bashing and man lubbin
The Troll Alliance welcomes it's newest member, Richard, he will doublessly fit in here
by harris5 October 1, 2003
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Internet Troll

An internet troll is a person who uses anonymity to cause frustration, anger, impatience or to generally be disruptive for no seemingly good reason EXCEPT to be that nuisance.

Most are souless bastards, touched by daddy/priest, and in the stead of coping with that trauma in a healthy way, take out their aggression, anger, impotence, frustration on others.

-have problems forming real-life relationships; have a hard time attracting members of the opposite/same sex,generally introverts. Though some are 'trolls-in-hiding', most are skill-less loners.

General troll behavior:disruptive forum posts; the posts are generally off-topic, or unnecessarily combative. Each contemporary popular website has its own sub-genre of troll

-can be male or female, mostly males, including the popular 'gender bender'44 yo man that acts like 14 yo girl

Female internet trolls, are far more scary then their male counterparts. Female trolls seem to better able to delude themselves into believing that their behavior is not only accepted online but that the traits that they find so well received (they are not) will transfer well to real life. usually ends badly.
EX_1...on a thread with 50 people reading/posting, the troll tries to be the first to make a comment about the picture attached; one or two people point out his/her foolishness and instead of saying he understands, is sorry, or just shutting up, the troll then proceeds to exacerbates the situation by further feigning ignorance, enraging those who do not see through the behavior. Later, when several people directly attack said troll, he responds by praising their comments, or by hitting the 'like/thumbs up' button.

EX_2:underneath an article about the impact of corporate greed in third world countries, say india, two people are having a back and forth about the article...an attention-seeking troll would pop in with something like "so how many niggers are there in india?" in an obvious attempt to illicit an emotional response; or if the article was accompanied by a family pic of a father/mother/son/daughter, a comment suck as "so how often do you think hes fucked that little girl/boy? boy he/she just LOOKS butthurt from all that fucking!", again in an obvious attempt to divert intellectual discourse, or to just project feelings of their own sex abuse, or desire to be the abuser. Just try to ignore the internet trolls.
by 202D August 18, 2012
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Furry Troll

Someone who trolls /b/ posting Furry pics knowning well in advanced /b/tards want them there.
Furry Trolls are often in denial about the dimise of Fur Friday.
Furry trolls posts are often regarded as spam.
WTF is this? Just another Furry Troll.
by ????/b/???? December 11, 2007
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Cave Troll

An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.
Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.
by Lee Bowyer June 23, 2010
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Dick Troll

An ugly girl who thinks she is good looking and is craves cock in the mouth.
Wow Bryan Abous mom is such a Dick Troll, she gave head to Mike Tyson back in high school.. and she swallowed.
by Shayne34 August 12, 2011
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Beer Troll

1)One who would drink all the beer at a party.
2)One would would sit in the basement in the dark and drink all of Mike's beer
Look! It's that pesky beer troll again, drinking all my goddamn beer.
by J238456458 October 29, 2007
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Troll Patrol

(secondary definition)

Abuse staff, administrators, moderators, GMs, curators, or others who have banning power on online communities or users who report trolls on such communities to them.

Sometimes refers to all ownership or longtime participants on small communities, or to "abuse" or "community management" personnel on larger sites.
Don't bother reasoning with someone named HitlersSweetie, just report it and let the troll patrol handle it.
by crybabycry May 14, 2011
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