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Toast Face 

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.
"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."
Toast Face by pandawild February 13, 2014

tasty twenty

The sequel to “Nasty Nineteen”

Usually used by soon to be 20 year olds who don’t want to feel old.
Tomorrow is my birthday!! It’s my Tasty Twenty!”
tasty twenty by BrenBrenForeves March 27, 2020

Liberty Toast 

the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German
In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.

Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?

On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!
Liberty Toast by binydeamon September 5, 2009

Burnt Toast With Nutella 

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.
Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"

Cunt Toast 

The crust that forms on the crotch area of a woman's underwear after she has worn it all day, usually due to the drying of normal vaginal mucous secretions.
Girl A: "I wasn't going to change my underwear before my date tonight, but when I went to the bathroom I saw it had a layer of cunt toast on it."

Girl B: "That's fucking gross don't tell me that shit."

Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.
"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."