Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.

John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.

by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014

Scum tongue

The way the people of the lower class (commonly called "chavs") speak in the united kingdom, rather than the widely used "Queen's English".

Scum Tongue : "Aw maaaate, your shoes are well old innit. Come ere in them again an I'll bosh your head in aw rate.

by JustADudeChillin July 12, 2024

dicky tongue

A guy who does yoga so he can give himself a blowjob.

That Mark goes to yoga every single day, what a dicky tongue!

by Speedy Hobbit November 18, 2016

bender tongue

When you do too much cocaine which results in a blistered, swollen tongue m.

I cant eat my fries because of my bender tongue.

by Queen bender tongue March 23, 2024

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 10, 2022

Purple Tongue

1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.

**made up names**

Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."

by みすりす September 22, 2022

tongue finale

The last flavor or taste of your meal to hit your tongue. Usually ordered by one who doesn’t favor desserts and would prefer a unique savory flavor on their taste buds. This can be planned at the beginning of one’s meal or spontaneously suggested by a server.

Barthalemu left the restaurant in a dream state after experiencing the most tasty tongue finale at the end of his dinner.

by Diamond-girl April 21, 2024