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Mike Jones!

A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.
Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???
by HonusP July 27, 2010
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Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches
by Ellbell November 11, 2005
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Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.
"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."
by Skip Williams December 25, 2007
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Jones high school

Jones high is a school located west Orlando where it’s full of black hoes who are fucked out and the dumbest black kids go there it’s lit af & most of west Orlando goes there and after school they go to Mc donalds to get fucked
Jones high school is the best school in west Orlando

#Crosstownwethehottestinthecity
by Kynadalksmith January 20, 2020
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Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.
wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy JonesLocker now-a-days!
by bcoe January 31, 2008
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Evelyn Mary Jones

Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?
Evelyn Mary Jones is soo bald because she broke up with me.

Everyone else : cant relate
by theoneandonlyafghan November 21, 2021
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Ronald Jones II

A running back in the National Football League that is notorious for consuming applesauce at any given opportunity. Pre-game, halftime, commercial break... doesn't matter. Ronald Jones needs his applesauce in order to average 5.1 YPC.
I think everyone should be more like Ronald Jones II when considering applesauce consumption.
by EpicBeansTown September 15, 2021
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