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Dump Truck

Brendon: Woah Emily has a fat ass!
Jim: Yea she has a dump truck!
by A black nigha April 12, 2021
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proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016
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Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.
Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.
by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019
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Dump Trucking

When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.
"Can you hold this for me? "

"You mean like dump trucking?
by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 15, 2018
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The Construction Dump

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"
The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.
by AM40012 May 25, 2017
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Booty dump

The biggest poo you will ever have in your life it is basically your ass hole ripping and making a bigger hole
I had a booty dump just now it hurt so much man
by Kenziejoann16 February 6, 2019
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Dump cig

A 'found' cigarette or cigarette butt greasy people will pick up and smoke. Whether it be from an ashtray, on the ground, or more literally in the trash.
Grub: "You seriously gonna smoke that dump cig? That's greasy man."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."
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