Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small
Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside
by ballsweatdrinker October 02, 2024
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a great guy, he’s really talented and smart but he doesn’t know it, he’s a great listener and he’s such a dork but he’s my dork. he’s really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and he’s for sure one of the most selfless and kind people i’ve ever met. he’s a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. he’s a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) he’s really nice to my family and my friends, he’s also really empathetic and he’s really hot, he’s a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i don’t ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))
“evan spent like two hundred dollars taking ubers to see me this weekend”
“oh what a silly goose
by sugar daddy ;) November 07, 2020
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Evan

A asian small who likes science and plays piano
Evan was a really cool guy
by smallman123 November 08, 2018
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scientificly cute
science proves that evan is cute
by salad nblm August 03, 2021
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Evan

Evan
(Eh-Vin)
Alternate spellings: Evyn, Evin

Beautiful, kind, and spunky. Not afraid to seize the day. Very competitive and capable of out-toughing the boys. Evan is more thank likely to take charge and lead the pack.

Whilst her hard exterior may scare some away at first, her kind heart draws others in. She isn’t afraid to stand up to others, but words can hurt her.
by Yooooooo,Shawtay May 19, 2022
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A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
by Normynormybaby March 26, 2018
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If your name is Evan you are just an idiot
You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot
by trollllleeeeeerrrrr November 21, 2021
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