Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

by :33333 January 7, 2017

Richey Edwards

Manic Street Preachers rhythm guitarist and yes, he can't play guitar
But i'm sure you would cry yourself when reading the lyrics he write for the bands album and song

I love richey edwards btw

by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021

Da’moni Edwards

da’moni known as moni 💕 she is funny, loving, beautiful, caring , and AWESOME 😎 she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet and such a great friend ! once you meet her your gonna love her and once you lose her you’ll never forget her ❤️ she doesn’t liek drama and she’s fnf , don’t play with her tf 😉 live laugh love moni 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

“i wish to be like da’moni she’s the best !” Da’Moni Edwards

by livelaughloveglo February 12, 2023

noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards

"that guy is such a noah edwards!"

by magabitch51 October 21, 2019

Edward Mohair

The famous and highly-likeable veteran actor with a dignified manner and British/Irish accent who was known for his long/abundant cranial-plumage.

It's really too bad that Edward Mohair passed away just a few months before Locks for Love was established, or he could have donated some really nice tresses for their cause.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019

Eddd (Edward)

is loyal, smart, assertive, independent and someone you can always count on to be there for you. He is handsome with a smile that lights up the room and could make you laugh instantly someone like you’ve never met before. He isn’t a follower and will make his own path with his own creativity. One would say he is a real trap god, the definition of a go getter/hustler. Always fashionable when he steps out. But with all these attribute above all he remains humble and is always helping those around him succeed as much as himself.

Eddd (Edward) is a teddy bear underneath his tough exterior

by 23Island November 27, 2021