non driving bastard

any time somebody does something ridiculous in there car. from turning, to parking, to backing, whatever

What the hell is that non driving bastard doing, I could park better then that blind folded!

by Zman January 29, 2005

itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005

cheap chinese bastard

It is a Chinese Chin person that jumps up and down like a monkey when he sees a bargain or knows he's getting his money's worth. He's also VERY spend thrifty and will only spend $ when he has to. A Cheap Chinese Bastard's favorite line is..."DAMN CHINA MAN SPECIAL"!!

I was at the mall today and this cheap chinese bastard stole the bargain item I was reaching for.

by Bobby80884 April 11, 2008

douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma April 3, 2009

Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017

queer bait bastard

A homosexual male that is a flammin homo and makes it very obvious that he is gay to attract other gay males.

Also used to describe metro sexual men who seem to be bordering on homosexuality.

Gay guy: I like to suck cock and take it up the ass everybody!"

Straight guy: You're a queer bait bastard aren't you?"

by fallschrimjagerpanzerfaust November 9, 2013

world class bastard

john constantine

john constantine is a world class bastard

by mydhunter January 6, 2018