teaming

A slang term for a two-person circlejerk.

Since two people cannot form a circle it is fake. The gayness is self-explanatory.

The definition is commonly applied to network equipment running poorly-implemented proprietary microcode that intermittently re-routes outbound traffic to the loopback adapter, leading to instability and data loss.

Did you un-team the Ethernet ports on the VMA-AS2 appliance? Software teaming is both fake and gay

by Ass potato November 13, 2018

A team Edward Chick

A tween who will fuck anyone, anywhere as long as they sparkle in the sunlight and drive a volvo. They video tape themselfs sleeping to see if men stalk them and A Team Edward Chick would intentionally cut themselfs just to see if any vampires will come and suck their body fluids. They also randomly scream at pale pretty people in the streets. Keep away with Caution.

Holy shit! that girl is such A Team Edward Chick! I was wearing my sequined shirt today in the park and she randomly jumped ontop of me and begged me to bite her! W-T-F?!

by Jimmy Neutron the third January 18, 2010

Tag Teaming

When both parties of a traditional relationship have side pieces and are friendly with one another.

My girls side piece and I are tag teaming this weekend so I can take my side out without her getting jealous. She won't even care that I'm taking my side to her favorite restaurant!

by ChBbaine December 22, 2019

the redeem team

the nickname for the 2008 us mens olympic basketball team. They got that nickname cause tht had to reeem themselves from poor preformances the last 4 years. They did redeem themsels as they won gold.

Spain lost to the redeem team.

by jJeErRsSeEyY October 22, 2008

Pilgrim field hockey team

The best girl's field hockey team in Rhode Island. These girls are insanely good, so much so that they are the envy of other teams. They have great team spirit, and have received awards for their sportsmanship. But you don't want to mess with them either, you will get crushed. The girls on this team are talented, beautiful, and hilarious, plus, they all look gorgeous in their kilts. If your team has to compete with Pilgrim, expect to lose.

Field Hockey Player 1: We are playing the Pilgrim field hockey team today.
Field Hockey Player 2: Aww, we're gonna lose. But we'll have fun, they're a good time!

by yeahbrahh December 19, 2011

1% Asphalt Team

a team from asphalt 9: legends that are one of the best ever for their platform. they show exceptional performance with insane times in specific events, and always dominate in multiplayer. they are pending on their custom banner to their team.

1% Asphalt Team performs outstanding in the game Asphalt 9: Legends.

by booty licking bandits August 12, 2020

Team 1717

A group of seniors from Dos Pueblos who pretend to do their own work, but everybody knows they probably do not. It's so dang infuriating to watch them play the game because instead of the 3 student drivers or whatever it's supposed to be, it's 2 students PLUS AMIR. Really? And then, when you try to talk to them, they sell you a book. Also I think they have a movie coming out.... WTF?!?!

They also tend to reuse the same robot year after year because they only use seniors so they have inexperienced members and AMIR.

They even have a second mentor, but I don't think they've ever talked to him. They just don't want it to seem like Amir is their only mentor...

Raised 2 million dollars for one season, after receiving a one million dollar donation. WOW.

Judge 1: Hey, did you interview team 1717 yet?
Judge 2: Well I tried interviewing the kids but their mentor kept jumping in and taking over.
Judge 1: I'll f*cking kill him. Move.
Judge 2: No, gracious profess--!! Ah f*ck it. Go get him.

by sonyhdcx130 July 28, 2011