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night snaking

When you are at a social gathering under the influence preying on innocent woman like a snake would do its prey
by killedmydog1998 May 1, 2016
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Snake's nest

When three or more men put their penises in one pile.
The first one to get a hard-on in the snake's nest loses!
by Ferrnanddoo April 17, 2022
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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Snake Drift

The act of one's penis drifting below their shorts or underwear.
Daniel had a bad case of snake drift when at his friends house.
by Akafyre January 27, 2021
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Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.
David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"
by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018
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Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower
Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)
by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012
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death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.
I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.
by annoying sadist July 22, 2014
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