Shut

When someone or something completes both acts of excreting from the anus and ejaculating from the penis at the same time

Comes from “shit” and “nut
Omg I just shut myself
I’m shutting right now
This might be just what I need to shut
Jack Micheal Lawton shuts himself all the time
by Shutlover27 February 12, 2025
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by kiabowa May 23, 2021
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Shut

A stupid "comeback" used by little kids who can't roast to save their lives and think "shut up" is a bad word.

Commonly found on Roblox.
Toxic kid: "This game sux!"

Person: "Have you tried getting better at it?"

Toxic kid: "Shut"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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Shut the fk off

*Repeat this phrase in response to any comment that doesn’t sit well with you*

“Shut the fk off”
by Nagam September 18, 2020
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Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.
by felixh November 30, 2016
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shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.
Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”
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shut your [door]

The Redskin fan told the Cowboy fan, "shut your door," when the Cowboys made the interception.
by GatorCav November 18, 2013
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