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Bailey Shuffle

| ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |

A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
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Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
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la shuffle

The LA shuffle is when someone walks down the middle of the street while peeing.
There goes Nate doing the LA shuffle.
by CrossFaded July 25, 2017
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memphis shuffle

a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...
Curtis Mayfield created the Memphis shuffle
by little roger November 21, 2015
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hooker shuffle

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.
I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.
by Captain Minty August 28, 2017
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SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.
Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!
by get dunked on idiot December 10, 2022
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golden shuffle

A Shuffle on a music player that plays hits after hits without whack songs in between
"Man, the car ride was turnt as hell! I must've hit the golden shuffle."
by Algodeen February 13, 2017
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